Espresso martini is legit the absolute dumbest drink you could order, ever

Alcohol not fucking your sleep up enough? Ok let’s add some CAFFEINE

Was at a dinner that ended at like 11p waiter brought out a round as a gift lol I pretended to take a sip

What idiots order that (brunch is acceptable)

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Just wait until you learn about Jagerbombs

Last time I had jagerbomb’d I blacked out and woke up at my high school football coach’s house 

No, I was not still in high school lmao haven’t had em since