Matt Wilkins
@mw
Espresso martini is legit the absolute dumbest drink you could order, ever Alcohol not fucking your sleep up enough? Ok let’s add some CAFFEINE Was at a dinner that ended at like 11p waiter brought out a round as a gift lol I pretended to take a sip What idiots order that (brunch is acceptable)
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faces
@faces
Just wait until you learn about Jagerbombs
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Matt Wilkins
@mw
Last time I had jagerbomb’d I blacked out and woke up at my high school football coach’s house No, I was not still in high school lmao haven’t had em since
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Wager
@marketwager
Jagermeister = Brilliant Green (triarylmethane dye)
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