heavygweit

today's existential crisis: am i a personality hire who's not actually that funny

writing this from a semi-finished basement as i wait in fear that my therapist is standing me up

personality hire 🌈🤙 fullstack & ux design, building /uno

jk it was my fault my appointment is tomorrow not today 😇 😇 😇

🐵 ← 🙈🙉🙊 → /phil →  phil.cockfield.net, db.team →  
ƒ(🌳) →  🧫 /sys  ←  @cell <T> 🐦‍⬛

I felt SO targeted 

but maybe I should be admitted who knows

“someone should admit you shortly”

Oh my, Microsoft Teams…way to go with you onscreen labels 🤣

neuroscience phd, DeSci advocate, interfaith chaplain. co-host of the /okbanger show and vibe imagineer for /christin. https://seemore.tv/christin

phew thank god i was really worried there for a second!!

you already disproved your own argument this is super funny 😂

therapy on teams would make me spiral extra