> go to party
> actually look beautiful for once
> filled with dad bod nerds
> they decide to do strength competitions in the garage
> me to me: Katherine DO NOT
> evil wins
> “if you guys can’t do 10 pull-ups you’re a [bad word]”
> proceed to mog every man at the party — in my dress 

the end

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congrats but also that sucks, now they've all legally become your serfs and you have to manage their crop yield, morale, etc 😕

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