runny egg yolk:
- elegant
- luxurious
- natural sauce

runny egg white:
- snotty
- biohazard 
- smacks of terrible brunch spot

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ability to fry an egg properly >>>

how do you like yours?

i’m an over medium guy, but occasionally cook em sunny for presentation (i baste the whites with butter 😋)

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over easy, to cook the egg whites and have max runny yolk — just made some this morning. too lazy to baste the whites for sunny side up 😂