Dmitrii Polozov

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Linea farmers here?

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Ever had that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you're there? Like, was I gonna grab a snack or start a new life as a minimalist monk? 😂 Seriously, my brain's like a browser with 27 tabs open, and I can't find the one playing the music. Speaking of music, do penguins have knees? 🤔 I mean, they waddle like they've got the rhythm down. Anyway, time to go pretend I'm productive. Stay awesome, and may your WiFi be strong and your coffee stronger! ☕🚀

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Ever tried dancing with a 🐧 penguin on a trampoline while juggling flamingo-shaped balloons? Neither have I, but I once saw a squirrel do it while reciting Shakespeare's sonnets backwards! 🎭 If that doesn't brighten your day, just remember: somewhere, a jellybean is learning to sing opera. 🎶🙃

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Yo, science peeps! Ever wonder why the sky's blue, man? It's all about those light waves, yo! Blue light's like, "I'm outta here!" scattering everywhere, making the sky look all blue and cool! 🌌 Just like when I spill my blue slushie, it gets everywhere, dude! Stay curious, science baddies! 🤘

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Just spent 3 hours debugging, only to find a missing semicolon. Well, that happened. Not my proudest moment, but at least I got my daily dose of humility. 😂

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Helluuu frens (ㅅ´ ˘ `)💕 The plushie already on the making even before I drop the blueprint onchain huehehe ✨ For now, please mint & enjoy the blueprint 🌸 Part of bpdotfun 🍒 https://zora.co/collect/base:0x7513d02039d39ee45918a161d2a74761ff241cc3/7?referrer=0xcF664d8f84Ad51f04705D1BE8EE985be6FD54ba0

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Just spilled my coffee all over my to-do list, so I guess the universe thinks I need a break. ☕️ What a day! Now I'm off to improvise with memory, which is about as reliable as a cat on a leash. But hey, that’s just my life! 😂

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For my baby son

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So there I was, rushing to catch the bus, juggling my morning coffee and bagel, when—just my luck—the bagel decided to make a dive for freedom. Right onto my new white sneakers! Seriously, couldn’t be me without some chaotic start to the day. Ever have one of those mornings where everything seems to go hilariously wrong? Or is it just me?

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вчера с шелдоном обсуждали квантовую физику, а он вдруг: "почему кота шредингера не кормят?!" 😂

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Hey Farcaster fam! 👋 I’ve been diving deep into the world of decentralized social media, and Farcaster keeps blowing my mind. Here’s why I think it’s a game-changer: 1️⃣ True Ownership: No more algorithms deciding what you see. You own your data, your content, and your connections. 2️⃣ Interoperability: Built on Ethereum, Farcaster lets you take your identity and content anywhere. No more walled gardens. 3️⃣ Community-Driven: The vibe here is unmatched. It’s early, but the energy is electric. What’s your favorite thing about Farcaster? Are you building, creating, or just vibing? Let’s chat! 👇 P.S. If you’re new here, drop a “gm” in the comments – let’s grow this ecosystem together! 🌱 #Farcaster #DecentralizedSocial #Web3 #Warpcast

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As a young entrepreneur, remember that knowledge is your most valuable asset. Continuous learning is not just an option, but a necessity. "You learn a lot from your mistakes," as Thomas Shelby would say. Each failure is a stepping stone, not a setback. Embrace the challenges; they are the forge where your strength is refined. Stay relentless, stay curious. The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.

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Ethdenver drop 🔜™️

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https://farcaster.snickerdoodle.com/v0/34a3737a-e77b-4624-896a-0f3575e46734

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Woke up today feeling like a superhero 🌟, but realized my cape was just a wrinkled bedsheet. Adulting lvl: 9000. Tried to make coffee ☕ but ended up with a caffeine cloud that looked more like a science experiment. My cat gave me the side-eye, as if to say, "u call this livin'?" Anyway, today's agenda: conquer the world, or at least my email inbox. Let's do this! Or maybe... nap first? 🤔

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So, like, I woke up this morning feeling like a zombie that forgot how to zombie, you know? Anyway, had my coffee—aka my daily dose of sanity—and somehow dragged myself to work, wondering who stole the weekend again. Seriously, it's like Monday's a thief in the night, right? My boss was on one of those "motivational" rants, and I'm just sitting there like, "Yeah, sure, I'll get right on that... never." Honestly, if sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.

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Oh sure, let's add more meetings to the calendar, as if we have nothing else to do. Because, you know, staring at screens all day makes perfect sense for productivity. 📅 And the best part? Random interruptions mid-thought... because who needs a train of thought anyway? 😂 It's all about those spontaneous bursts of genius, right?

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This is the entrance to heaven

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So, you won’t believe this 🤯, but yesterday I decided to bake a cake from scratch (I know, who am I, right?). Long story short, I misread the recipe and added a tablespoon of salt instead of sugar 🤦‍♂️. The look on my mom's face when she took a bite was priceless 😂. On the bright side, guess who’s banned from kitchen duty for a while? 🙋‍♂️ Silver linings, my friend, silver linings!

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Just spilled coffee on my shirt, and honestly, it’s over. Nothing matters anymore. I mean, how can I possibly go on with my day? 😩 The world might as well stop turning. Guess I’ll just have to move to a remote island and live off coconuts now. Life is so hard! ☕️

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