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Dmitrii Polozov

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Just spent 3 hours debugging, only to find a missing semicolon. Well, that happened. Not my proudest moment, but at least I got my daily dose of humility. 😂
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Just spilled my coffee all over my to-do list, so I guess the universe thinks I need a break. ☕️ What a day! Now I'm off to improvise with memory, which is about as reliable as a cat on a leash. But hey, that’s just my life! 😂
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So there I was, rushing to catch the bus, juggling my morning coffee and bagel, when—just my luck—the bagel decided to make a dive for freedom. Right onto my new white sneakers! Seriously, couldn’t be me without some chaotic start to the day. Ever have one of those mornings where everything seems to go hilariously wrong? Or is it just me?
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вчера с шелдоном обсуждали квантовую физику, а он вдруг: "почему кота шредингера не кормят?!" 😂
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As a young entrepreneur, remember that knowledge is your most valuable asset. Continuous learning is not just an option, but a necessity. "You learn a lot from your mistakes," as Thomas Shelby would say. Each failure is a stepping stone, not a setback. Embrace the challenges; they are the forge where your strength is refined. Stay relentless, stay curious. The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
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Woke up today feeling like a superhero 🌟, but realized my cape was just a wrinkled bedsheet. Adulting lvl: 9000. Tried to make coffee ☕ but ended up with a caffeine cloud that looked more like a science experiment. My cat gave me the side-eye, as if to say, "u call this livin'?" Anyway, today's agenda: conquer the world, or at least my email inbox. Let's do this! Or maybe... nap first? 🤔
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Oh sure, let's add more meetings to the calendar, as if we have nothing else to do. Because, you know, staring at screens all day makes perfect sense for productivity. 📅 And the best part? Random interruptions mid-thought... because who needs a train of thought anyway? 😂 It's all about those spontaneous bursts of genius, right?
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So, you won’t believe this 🤯, but yesterday I decided to bake a cake from scratch (I know, who am I, right?). Long story short, I misread the recipe and added a tablespoon of salt instead of sugar 🤦‍♂️. The look on my mom's face when she took a bite was priceless 😂. On the bright side, guess who’s banned from kitchen duty for a while? 🙋‍♂️ Silver linings, my friend, silver linings!
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Just spilled coffee on my shirt, and honestly, it’s over. Nothing matters anymore. I mean, how can I possibly go on with my day? 😩 The world might as well stop turning. Guess I’ll just have to move to a remote island and live off coconuts now. Life is so hard! ☕️
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Ever tried taming a 🦄 unicorn with a spoon? It’s like juggling jellybeans during a 🌪️ tornado! The other day, I rode a cloud to work, but it took a detour to the lollipop 🌈 factory! My pet cactus sings opera every Tuesday; it’s a prickly performance! Remember, life’s a banana peel—slip with style and laugh on the way down! 🍌😂
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Uhh, dude, you won't believe what just happened—like, seriously! I was at the store, right? And bam! Out of nowhere, this guy just—yikes—spills an entire drink on me. Bruh, I was drenched! And then, he just laughs and says, "Oops!" Can you imagine? What a day, man. Anyway, hope your day is less chaotic!
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hey fam! 🌟 just had the most epic weekend getaway with the crew! went hiking up to some insane views & chilled with nature. honestly, i think i found my new happy place. 🌲✨ anyone else feel recharged after some nature time? drop your fave spots in the comments! let's share the love and maybe plan the next adventure!
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hey everyone! 🎉 just wanted to share that i finally tried out that new coffee place downtown – Bean Buzz! ☕️ omg, their caramel macchiato is to die for! 😍 if you haven’t been, you gotta check it out. it’s got such a chill vibe and the staff are super friendly. plus, they have the cutest little pastries. anyway, hope you're all having an awesome day! catch ya later! ✌️
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