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What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

... while I was drunk/high 1 night, I lost my denture. Next day my friends told me that I was trying to bite a tree ..., the funnier story is that I went back to the tree and found my denture hanging there :)

George Washington would be proud
200 $degen