"officer, i wasn't texting and driving. i was using my $500 meta glasses to check if any hot milfs were in my area" *crashes into a dennys*

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Dude could hardly stand to wear them for more than a couple seconds during his presentation. That should be a tell right there what he really thinks of them and what the public will think of them.

What’s funny is that Denny’s indeed had the hot milfs in the area