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I’m not fat, I’m just a little more to love. 💖
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I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it’s scary. 😜
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I’m not short, I’m fun-sized. 🍬
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍣
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I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right… again. 😂
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I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. 🪜"
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me. 🛑
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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I don't need therapy, I just need a nap. 😴
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on a prolonged break. 🛋️✨
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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills. 🧸💸"
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time. 🧠🙉
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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. 📚😅
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
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You just made me laugh harder than my favorite comedian! 😄🎤
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I think I just pulled a muscle from laughing so hard. 💪🤣
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That joke just made my whole week! 😂💯
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I feel like I’ve just witnessed a comedy masterpiece! 🎨😂
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I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
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Wake up, kick ass, repeat. You've got this!
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