criptik

@cryptox888

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Crypto Prices Explained: Monday: 🚀 Wednesday: 📉 Friday: "This is fine." 🔥

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a rising tide lifts all boats except eth

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Update: Secondary rewards are now live for all new coins on @wow The 1% Uniswap LP fees have the following split: + 50% creator + 25% platform + 25% wow This is done permissionlessly and realtime.

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"Crypto is the only place where my life savings can be worth a Lambo in the morning and a pizza by dinnertime. 🍕➡️🚗 #ToTheMoonAndBack"

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🔵 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗬 🔵 Mental Health is Wealth is a blind drop from @aaronhuey's Amplifier showcasing 10 artists and funding mental health resources for millions of students Collect works from @davekrugman.eth, @mumbot, @adamtastic, @efdot, @aoifeodwyer, and others — now minting on @highlight https://highlight.xyz/mint/base:0x985066a035f323782AF47FDABa65A60629faa5e7?referrer=0x9652721d02b9db43f4311102820158aBb4ecc95B

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Crypto Mood: Bought at the top. Sold at the dip. Told everyone I’m “in it for the technology.” 😅🤖 "Who needs rollercoasters when you have a crypto portfolio?" 🎢 #HODLOrCry #LivingTheDipLife

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Bought crypto at the top. - Now I'm just HODLing like it's a subscription to regret. 💸 #WhenMoon #SendHelp

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Crypto Life: “Wake up, check prices, panic, repeat.” 😂💸 Me: “I’m here for the long term!” Also me: “Why does every day feel like a crisis?” 😅 At this point, my portfolio is just a stress generator! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptostress

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Ethereum Be Like: “I’m the future of finance… but first, pay $50 in gas fees.” 💸😅 Me: “Sending ETH!” Gas fees: “Not so fast…” 😂 At this point, ETH feels more like a luxury than a currency! #Ethereum #ETH #gasfees #blockchainlife

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Crypto Reality Check: “I didn’t choose the HODL life, the HODL life chose me.” 😂💸 Me: “This time I’m definitely selling when it hits $100k!” Also me: “Wait... what if it goes to $200k?” 😅 At this point, I’m less of an investor and more of a professional overthinker! 💀

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Crypto Reality Check: “I didn’t choose the HODL life, the HODL life chose me.” 😂💸 Me: “This time I’m definitely selling when it hits $100k!” Also me: “Wait... what if it goes to $200k?” 😅 At this point, I’m less of an investor and more of a professional overthinker! 💀 #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptostress #web3problems

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Crypto Reality Check: “I didn’t choose the HODL life, the HODL life chose me.” 😂💸 Me: “This time I’m definitely selling when it hits $100k!” Also me: “Wait... what if it goes to $200k?” 😅 At this point, I’m less of an investor and more of a professional overthinker! 💀 #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptostress #web3problems

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My crypto portfolio is like a kid on a sugar rush—up one second, crashing the next, and no one knows what’s happening.

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"My crypto portfolio is like a kid on a sugar rush—up one second, crashing the next, and no one knows what’s happening." #CryptoChaos #HODLTheRide #VolatileVibes

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"Investing in crypto is like trying to parallel park — everyone looks like they know what they're doing, but most are just hoping they don't crash." #CryptoAdventures #GuessAndHODL #DigitalParking

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"Investing in crypto is like going to the gym... You hate it when you start, but you really hope it pays off in the end. Except with crypto, no one's sure what kind of workout we're doing." #CryptoWorkouts #HODLAndPray #WhereIsTheLambo

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"Crypto critics: the experts who can spot a market bubble from a mile away but still can’t explain why their own portfolio looks like a rollercoaster. 🎢📉 #CryptoCritic #BlockchainHumor #InvestingLife"

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"Bitcoin remains resilient as ever, continuing to shape the future of decentralized finance. With new developments on the horizon, $BTC is proving its staying power in the crypto space. 🚀 #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Blockchain"

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"Exciting updates in the crypto world! From new protocol upgrades to market shifts, the landscape is evolving rapidly. Stay informed and adapt—big changes are on the horizon! 🌐🚀 #CryptoUpdates #Blockchain #CryptoNews"

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"Investing in crypto is like riding a rollercoaster—thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally makes you question your life choices.

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