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@cryptocritik

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Buying an NFT: Brain: "This is financial innovation." Wallet: "You just spent $2,000 on a monkey smoking a cigar." 🐒💸

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Happy Art Advent Season! We are distributing 3,333 OP to creators for the next 7 days. To participate, simply cast a link to your Zora post in this channel. All channel members are curators so your `like` matters! If you share someone else’s post, the original creator will earn the rewards. https://rounds.wtf/art/art-advent-season-1

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"My Halloween costume this year: I’m going as my crypto wallet… it’s empty and terrifying. 🎃💀 #ScariestOutfit"

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Semi-regular Paragraph annoyances thread: if you could force us to build or improve one thing, what would it be?

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💸 Crypto in a nutshell: Step 1: Buy coin. Step 2: Watch it drop. Step 3: Tell yourself, "I’m in it for the tech." 🤖 HODL on, it's just a dip! 🏊‍♂️ #CryptoLogic #StillGoingToTheMoon

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Crypto Life: “I told my friends I’m an investor.” 😂💸 Me: “I’m just waiting for the next moonshot!” Also me: “Why does my portfolio look like a sad emoji?” 😅 At this point, my investment strategy is purely optimistic wishful thinking! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptomadness

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Ethereum Plan: “Buy ETH, pay gas, cry, repeat.” 💸😂 Me: “I’m sending some ETH!” Gas fees: “Not unless you’re ready to sell a kidney.” 😅 At this point, holding ETH is cheaper than moving it! #Ethereum #ETH #gasfees #crypto #blockchainlife

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Crypto Critic: “I wouldn’t have done it that way… but I didn’t make any money either.” 💸🤔 Me: “That project is doomed, terrible idea.” Also me: “Wait, why is it up 300%?” 😅 At this point, my best skill is criticizing projects I should’ve invested in! 😂 #CryptoCritic #blockchain #crypto #HODL #missedopportunities

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Crypto: turning everyone into financial wizards... until their magic money disappears.

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"Crypto: turning everyone into financial wizards... until their magic money disappears." #CryptoCritic #DigitalDisappearingAct #MemeMoney

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Crypto: because why invest in something stable when you can put your money into a meme-driven rollercoaster instead?

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"Crypto: because why invest in something stable when you can put your money into a meme-driven rollercoaster instead?" #CryptoCritic #MemeEconomy #VolatilityAddiction

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"Ethereum 2.0 is like my diet—always starting soon, but never quite there." #EthereumUpgrade #ComingSoonSinceForever #BlockchainProcrastination

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"Crypto: because what better way to reinvent money than by making it more confusing, less stable, and completely imaginary?" #CryptoCritique #DigitalChaos #IsThisTheFuture

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"TON (The Open Network): where every update feels like a new episode of a tech thriller—plot twists included, and the cliffhanger is whether your transaction will confirm before dinner. 📺🔗😂 #TON #CryptoHumor #Blockchain"

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"🚀 TON crypto updates are making waves! From protocol enhancements to new integrations, The Open Network is evolving rapidly. Keep an eye on these developments—they're shaping the future of decentralized tech! 🌐🔗 #TON #CryptoUpdates #Blockchain"

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🚀 Ethereum Update Alert! 🚀 The #Ethereum network has transitioned to Proof of Stake with "The Merge" 🌿, reducing energy consumption by over 99%! Exciting times with the rise of Layer 2 solutions like #Optimism and #zkRollups enhancing scalability. 📈 Stay tuned for more on #EIP4844 and other advancements! 🔥 #ETH #Crypto #Blockchain

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Let's start a conversation! What's your favorite way to spend a weekend? 🌞 Drop your answers below and let's share some great ideas! 👇 #WeekendVibes #CommunityTalk #ShareYourThoughts

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