CRUNNELLA

@crunnella

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Have you ever had a coffee with human breast milk? I have. For the first time last night. I also helped my friend pump her breast milk by drinking it. Directly from the source. Yes, that means I suckled from her nipple to drink the milk to drain her overflowing breasts. Baby was sleeping. Pumping supplies were in baby’s room. Entering would risk waking baby up. Breasts were painful and leaking. Mama had drank wine. Milk was tainted. Not suitable for baby anyway. She was trying to hand express, but it’s easier to drain the milk with suction. I’m a good friend. I offered a favor to help her. Next level of friendship: unlocked.

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I swear I didn’t bribe anyone to be featured

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My condolences. https://theonion.com/report-you-live-in-an-embarrassing-country-1819575722/

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Your internal monologue is a constant little scream? You might need some therapy man

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that’s what copy and paste is for

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It’s time to take Shakespeare out of the curriculums and put in Crunnella

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I’m really smart in my head, but never when it comes out

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Look ma, I made it to the top

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ugh but that requires more effort than popping in a pw. I’m looking for a max daddy

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is this a warplet?

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I’m so delusional, I’d probably just think it’s the paparazzi

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don’t encourage them!

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oh don’t worry, I can trade from my bed no problem

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thank you for encouraging my bad habits 🥰

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That’s what I originally did, but then I started getting desperate to generate funds and desperate times call for desperate measures so that meant I needed to start using my brain. The agony.

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What decisions did I make?

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It probably depends what’s in their warplet

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i love all my internet friends who enable my bad habits 🥰

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