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Colin Johnson 💭
@cojo.eth
My first job was at a plumbing supply warehouse making $15/hr. I crashed the forklift. My first “real” job was making $75k as a marketer at Amex in NYC, living in Hoboken with roommates and feeling RICH. I looked for photo evidence and found a dick I made with my phone cord back when I worked there.
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Ben
@benersing
Looks like we used the same office supply vendors. 🤣
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@christopher
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@l3mbda
growth is real 😂
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@ghostagent.eth
My first job was a hardware store yard boy. I was renting out a cement mixer to a builder one day. Checking it worked, I leant in to turn on the fuel at the very same moment the builder decided to rip the starter cord. His big elbow hit me square in the face and I woke up on the ground with a crowd around me. We hadn't even had our teabreak. I confess I didn't last the summer - headed to the coast on the back of my mate's motorbike a few weeks later.
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