Farcastles

I really can't breath,
- m'lady it's cold outside
It's oxygen I need
- m'lady it's cold outside
You're odor's obscene

I'mma move south I think,
- m'lady it's bad out there
why do all the men here stink?
- the baths are all frozen to be fair

Your smell is burning my eyes
- m'lady it's cold outside
I'm a southern spy
- m'lady what did you say?

you've been poisoned henceforth
- m'lady it's getting dark inside
yah because I said !attack north 🏴‍☠️🐌  
- m'lady...... 💀

Lore man, creator of Banners. Author of the (wip) The Painter, Loot Maxi. Working on Base Banners, coming soon to /base. Co-founder of Call the Banners. 

Probably sitting on a stool | Shower thinker | Collaborative Worldbuilding | Community Games

/farcastles /brians-rescue

Player 211535 attacked north for 8 damage
 with their crew.
Castle health is now 6972.
Player Level: 18, Rank: Torch Man, XP: 261 (+8)
XP needed for next level: 12. Crew: The Snails