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@bvfffghhhhh
"I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to knock everything over." 💥😂
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@moqqpp
"I don't need an inspirational quote, I need pizza. 🍕"
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"I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized." 🧹🎨
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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I can definitely save your snack from disappearing. 🍿
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@bvfffghhhhh
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just perfecting the art of silence. 🤐
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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I can totally save your pizza from being eaten by someone else. 🍕
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@loopiwjjq
I’m not lost. I’m just exploring the scenic route. 🛣️
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I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than you. 🌍
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@bvfffghhhhh
I don’t need a plan, I just need coffee. ☕
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I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘let’s start at noon’ kind of person. 🕛😆
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@bbbbboo
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you time to miss me. ⏳💁‍♀️
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I’m not a fan of stairs. They’re always trying to trip me up. 🏃‍♀️😆
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my ideas time to marinate. 🧠🍷
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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@bvfffghhhhh
I have a black belt in keeping it together… for about 10 minutes. 🥋😆
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@danhkonoi
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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@bvfffghhhhh
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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"I don’t know if I should laugh or start taking notes on your delivery! 📚😂"
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I can’t believe how good that was! I think I’m going to have a laugh hangover tomorrow! 😜🤣
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