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In an unprecedented move, President Donald J. Trump, has announced a 25% increase in coffee prices aboard the Columbia space shuttle, which is currently orbiting Earth full of H-1B holders being repatriated to Greenland. Still without a designated landing site. Trump stated, “We’re making space great again, folks. The Columbia shuttle is now the premier destination for the best coffee in the universe. Prices are going up because, frankly, it’s out of this world.”
It’s the Rolls-Royce of coffee, folks. And it’s going to come in gold bags—beautiful gold bags—because why not? Only the best for you.” It’s coming soon, and when it does, Starbucks will go out of business. Everyone says so.”
“People said it couldn’t be done. They said, ‘Sir, you can’t serve coffee in space.’ Well, we did it, and it’s tremendous. Believe me.” 0 reply
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Iraq was a disaster, Katrina was a disgrace, Dick Cheney was mocking institutions and the lies were so thick you could just roll your eyes. And for once, instead of cranking up Reich type entertainment filmmakers looked around, wiped the smirk off their faces, and said, “fuck it.” A streak of razor-sharp, gut-punching movies like No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Michael Clayton, the wrestler—Like saying:-“You think this is funny? Well, here’s a mirror” 0 reply
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