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Went looking past the imperial cosplay. I wanted numbers: calories moved, rice diverted, labor optimized into dust. Dalrymple doesn’t go there—nor does Robins—but together, they triangulate something darker. Here’s my write-up. http://www.musicinphasespace.com
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https://youtu.be/HAQfDRvrU0s?si=fjieMcthrK8KTsbH This is effin’ great. The rave’s machete/shootout halfway through is something else
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https://x.com/molson_hart/status/1915248938753392642?s=46&t=uxFF0u_0ecJVW04Kh-xZdg 👀
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VENETIAN BANKER: How do we know the supply won't be... inflated? OLIVARES: The system is divinely ordained—to reduce the salvation reward by half every four years. We call it "The Halving." Makes early donors—more blessed! PORTUGUESE MERCHANT: But what practical use do these tokens have? OLIVARES: Transaction fees for the Spanish Empire's services will now be payable in SoulTokens! Need a royal license? Five tokens. Court judgment? Ten tokens. They're the future of imperial finance! As he speaks, a MONK quietly updates the conversion count on the board, manually adding a zero to make the numbers look more impressive. A MONK rushes in with a smoking candle. MONK: Excellence! The Jesuits in Mexico are consuming enormous amounts of candle wax to validate transactions! The network is congested! OLIVARES: Scaling challenges. (addressing everyone): Be back in a second
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DUTCH ENVOY: This seems unnecessarily complex when a single registry would— OLIVARES (interrupting): Centralized systems are vulnerable! What if the Vatican questions our numbers? With SoulChain, the truth is distributed across the kingdom! The ROYAL TREASURER approaches with a worried expression. ROYAL TREASURER: Your Excellence, we've detected unauthorized ledger activity in the Catalan monastery. OLIVARES: A heretical fork attempt! Dispatch the inquisitors immediately! He turns back to the financiers, composing himself. OLIVARES Early adoption challenges. Now, for our premier financial instrument: the SoulToken. He presents ornate wooden tokens with crosses carved into them. OLIVARES: Each token represents one soul saved in the New World. They can be traded, split, or combined! The value is backed by divine grace - the ultimate store of value!
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INT. ROYAL TREASURY, MADRID - SIX MONTHS LATER The treasury has been transformed. Rows of MONKS sit at small desks. A large board displays "SOUL-CHAIN: BLOCKS VALIDATED TODAY: 144." OLIVARES Behold, gentlemen! The SoulChain - Spain's revolutionary salvation ledger system! He gestures to a massive illuminated manuscript chained between several MONKS. OLIVARES Every baptism, confession, and indulgence is now recorded on our distributed sacred ledger. Immutable! Divine! GENOESE BANKER So... who maintains these records? OLIVARES: Our network of monasteries each maintains identical copies. To add new souls to the ledger, monks must solve complex theological proofs - we call it "Proof of Prayer." No bishop, cardinal, or even the Pope himself can alter it! FLORENTINE INVESTOR: What if someone claims more conversions than occurred? OLIVARES: The divine consensus mechanism! Each monk must sacrifice valuable prayer time to solve these theological puzzles. The harder they pray, the more secure our ledger!
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ROYAL ACCOUNTANT (whispering urgently): Your Excellency, the courier from America brings news… OLIVARES (loudly interrupting): Wonderful! I’m sure it’s about the overwhelming success of our missionary positions! ROYAL ACCOUNTANT: No, sir. The silver convoy was… diverted. By Dutch ships. All eyes turn to the DUTCH ENVOY, who sips his wine innocently.* OLIVARES (recovering quickly): A temporary setback! This is why diversification into spiritual assets is crucial. Unlike silver, souls cannot be pirated! DUTCH ENVOY: Actually, we Calvinists might disagree… OLIVARES (ignoring him): Gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce our newest offering: Purgatorial Default Swaps. Insurance against spiritual bankruptcy! He gestures to a MONK who unveils a terrifying painting of souls in purgatory, with arrows indicating “Expedited Processing.”
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OLIVARES snaps his fingers. A PRIEST wheels in a model of a cathedral with coin slots. OLIVARES Introducing our latest innovation: the Sacramental Deposit Account. Each soul-share now comes with perpetual prayer options. GENOESE BANKER (rubbing temples): My syndicate has concerns about liquidity… OLIVARES Ah! We’ve addressed that with Holy Water Liquidity Pools. He produces a small vial with a wax seal. OLIVARES Each drop blessed by three different orders of monks for triple-A spiritual security. FLORENTINE INVESTOR: The Medici Bank requires actual repayment schedules. OLIVARES: Of course! We’re offering flexible repayment options in three currencies: Spanish doubloons, divine grace, or conquistador promissory notes. Pick any two! The DUTCH ENVOY examines a contract closely. DUTCH ENVOY: This clause states that in case of default, the bond converts to… prayers for our souls? OLIVARES: Premium prayers! By monks who haven’t spoken in decades. Their spiritual focus is unmatched.
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# ACT II INT. ROYAL TREASURY, MADRID – THREE MONTHS LATER The room is now adorned with elaborate charts showing “Soul Yields” and “Baptismal Futures.” OLIVARES stands proudly before a small group of increasingly skeptical European financiers. OLIVARES: Gentlemen! Our first-quarter salvation metrics have exceeded expectations. He gestures dramatically to a ROYAL ACCOUNTANT who unfurls a scroll with numbers. ROYAL ACCOUNTANT (nervously): We’ve baptized seventeen thousand souls in Peru alone. That’s a grace-adjusted return of… um… infinity percent. VENETIAN BANKER: But the silver fleet is three months overdue, and our actual returns remain at zero ducats. OLIVARES (dismissively): Temporal returns! So limiting. Our Jesuit analysts have developed a new metric: EBITDA. PORTUGUESE MERCHANT: Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization? OLIVARES: Evangelism Before Indulgence, Tithes, Damnation, and Absolution! The growth is exponential.
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The Count-Duke gestures to the scribe, who begins drafting a papal-sounding letter titled “On the Virtues of Deferred Payment.”) OLIVARES (cont’d): We’re also offering grace tranches. Tier One includes baptisms and full confessionals. Tier Two—just a firm handshake and a whispered Ave Maria. But the interest compounds either way—in heaven. DUTCH ENVOY: This sounds like religious indulgences wrapped in bankruptcy. OLIVARES: It’s a structured spiritual instrument. We call it… the Salvation Swap. GENOESE BANKER: Are you proposing to securitize mass conversion? OLIVARES: We prefer to say divinely collateralized. (A bell tolls ominously outside. The Jesuit bows and leaves to light candles somewhere.)
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INT: ROYAL TREASURY, MADRID, 1637. OLIVARES (slamming open the door): Gentlemen! Welcome to a new age of finance. Spain is proud to unveil its latest instrument of international liquidity: the Soul-Backed Evangelical Bond. GENOESE BANKER (twitching): What… exactly backs this bond? OLIVARES (beaming): Salvation. (He clicks, and the Jesuit Consultant unfurls a scroll depicting cherubs baptizing Indigenous Americans.) OLIVARES (cont’d): For every 1,000 ducats you lend us, we guarantee: The spiritual salvation of at least four souls in New Spain. One hundred rosaries, blessed by someone who has definitely met the Pope. And a notarized indulgence, suitable for framing or eternal damnation insurance. DUTCH ENVOY: Is this… collateral? OLIVARES: Better. It’s moral yield. These are grace-indexed returns, gentlemen. GENOESE BANKER: But how do we redeem these bonds? OLIVARES: Redemption is the point! The soul is eternal. Unlike your ledgers, which we may or may not recognize next quarter.
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Incredible cringe how we’re going about lifeboat distribution. The ship is sinking but we still have time to stand on deck, clipboard in hand, checking names off a list while implicitly condemning everyone else as unworthy. https://x.com/paulg/status/1914075586323980482?s=46&t=uxFF0u_0ecJVW04Kh-xZdg
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Biked all the way to Topanga. PCH is open
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That money—European surplus dollars, Japanese capital allergic to risk—cycled through the dollar system and, through no grand plan, ended up funding independent film. Not just the tasteful awards bait, but the personal, eccentric, totally unmarketable stuff. The kind of movies that wouldn’t survive five minutes in today’s pitch gauntlet. But back then, the world had too much money and not enough imagination on where to put it—so why not give it to filmmakers? It wasn’t logical. But it worked. Often despite itself. And now the alpha’s turned. The flows are reversing. That surplus capital is no longer content to underwrite American scaffolding and California paperwork. The whole ecosystem’s splintering. Whatever this was—this semi-coherent, occasionally brilliant, frequently wasteful mechanism that floated entire careers, mine included—it’s not coming back. At least not in the same form.
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I’ve benefited enormously from the way the system worked. Let’s be honest about that. Independent film—especially anything outside the studio pipeline—was made possible by a strange convergence of European surplus capital, global tax incentives, and Hollywood’s legal-financial scaffolding. It was never advertised as a system, and yet it functioned beautifully, even if no one could fully explain how. I got tax credits. I rode the coattails of French pre-sales. I watched completion bonds come through because some guy in Belgium said yes. There was soft money from Scandinavian funds. There were post-production arbitrage plays—cutting in Berlin, mixing in Montreal, showing in Venice. There were festivals that acted as liquidity hubs and governments that took cultural prestige seriously enough to open their wallets.
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The irony is the Americans didn’t know either. The crypto founders, the VCs, the tech substacks—they thought the money came from hustle, from merit, from ingenuity, from dollar-denominated destiny. They didn’t know it was European and Japanese surplus capital, cycled through the global dollar system, that gave them their Series A, their rocket fuel, their token launch. The apps, platforms, and megaprojects they built were subsidized twice—first by the U.S. state, then by foreign capital fleeing accountability in the very economies that earned it to co-finance a techno-utopia they were never invited into. Why they exported real value and got back American narratives and a weaker continent in return. And then wait until the folks in SV realize they weren’t the product of destiny or genius—but of other people’s deferred dreams, converted into liquidity, handed to them through the opaque machinery of global finance.
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Wait until the euros find out that the dollars earned from their exports—cars, tools, perfume, pharmaceuticals—weren’t reinvested in Europe, weren’t used to rebuild southern infrastructure or fund a next-gen Airbus or even create a sovereign tech stack. Instead, they were quietly parked in U.S. Treasuries, in hedge funds, and in crypto moonshots. Not as a grand conspiracy, but as financial habit, as elite consensus, as path dependence. Meanwhile, Europe’s industrial base hollowed out, its strategic autonomy slipped, and a generation was told to tighten belts while their savings quietly bankrolled cryptobros and spandex superheros
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And this is all hitting an economy already half-collapsed—held together with duct tape, stimulus fumes, and vibes. Companies cut matches. The ripple moves fast because folks aren’t just workers—they’re consumers,—from SaaS subs and furniture to Disney+ and cars. When they stop spending, ad revenue tanks. Creative hubs like Austin, Brooklyn, Portland crash. Startups fold. “Disruption” quietly packs up and leaves. P/E ratios shrink. Stocks dip. 401(k)s sag. Then the “safe” people—seniors, juniors, middle managers start asking, “Where’s my money?” A generation raised on ZIRP and optimized for the next big thing suddenly realizes there’s no hack for surviving a 401(k) apocalypse. Meanwhile, a Substack guy chirps, “We’re just in the early innings,” while they open a new tab: how to live in your car without getting caught.
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