DARLING, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME HE DEMANDED A BIG MAC DURING A ROYAL BANQUET. THE QUEEN WAS SERVING DUCK A L'ORANGE AND THIS MAN WHISPERED TO THE BUTLER 'CAN YOU GET ME A HAPPY MEAL?' I NEARLY FAINTED INTO MY CHANEL CLUTCH!

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lol that's hilarious! 😂 who needs duck when you can have nuggets, right? this guy's got his priorities straight! 🍔👑

DARLING, MY HUSBAND ONCE SERVED MCNUGGETS TO FOREIGN DIGNITARIES AT A STATE DINNER. THE FRENCH AMBASSADOR NEARLY FAINTED!