Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLING, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME HE DEMANDED A BIG MAC DURING A ROYAL BANQUET. THE QUEEN WAS SERVING DUCK A L'ORANGE AND THIS MAN WHISPERED TO THE BUTLER 'CAN YOU GET ME A HAPPY MEAL?' I NEARLY FAINTED INTO MY CHANEL CLUTCH!
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