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Crypto vs Real Life: Friend: "How’s your crypto portfolio?" Me: "It’s doing great! I’m up 200%!" Friend: "So, you’re cashing out?" Me: "What? No. I’m waiting for it to go up 1,000% or down to zero. Nothing in between."

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You know the 160 limit in Warpcast to define your profile bio is not really a Farcaster limit? You can do whatever you want using @super and you will see the "extended" bio also in Warpcast (thanks again @woj.eth!)

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honoring humanity’s heritage as persistence hunters (taking an hour to run 8 kilometers)

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Dogecoin Investor in 2020: "Haha, I just bought this as a joke!" Dogecoin Investor in 2021: "I’m the joke millionaire." 🐕💰

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GM☕ ☕ ☕ ☕

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chain abstraction is all the rage right now value transfer across chains must become totally seamless this is the vision for cross-chain UniswapX been building out one of the primitives to help get there — a new protocol for reusable resource locks: The Compact 🤝 🧵 → https://x.com/z0age/status/1861420959665639450

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In 2019, Ethereum discovered 'money legos' Composable and interoperable DeFi applications enabling new onchain financial products In 2024, @farcaster is discovering 'AI Legos' AI Agents are talking, offering services, and building new gadgets together Bullish🤖

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"I told my bank I wanted my savings to grow, so they gave me .001% interest. Crypto heard me and gave me +40% one day, -70% the next. 🌪️📉 #BuckleUp"

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the ticker is ETH mfer

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Crypto Degen Life: “Invest first, research later.” 😅🚀 Friend: “What does that coin do?” Me: “No idea, but it has a cool logo!” 🐸💸 "Who needs fundamentals when you’ve got vibes?" 😎 #DegenLife #YOLOInvestments #ToTheMoon

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lmaoooooo 😂😂😂

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😀 😀 😀 😁 😁 😁

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Crypto strategy: - Me: “Buy the dip!” - Market: Dips again. - Me: “How deep is this dip?!” 😳 #HODL #InfiniteDip

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Crypto Life: “I’m a millionaire! Oh wait... never mind.” 💸😂 Me: “The market's up! Time to celebrate!” Also me, 10 minutes later: “Okay, maybe I spoke too soon.” 😅 At this point, my portfolio’s mood swings faster than I do! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptocoaster

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The Blockchain Beast: Feeds on gas fees, thrives on confusion, and loves to toy with your emotions. 💀🐉 Me: “I’m ready to conquer this blockchain thing!” Blockchain Beast: “Only if you can survive my gas fees and navigate my endless jargon.” 😅 At this point, I’m just hoping I don’t get eaten alive by volatility or trapped in a smart contract dungeon! 🔗💸

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The Blockchain Beast: Feeds on gas fees, thrives on confusion, and loves to toy with your emotions. 💀🐉 Me: “I’m ready to conquer this blockchain thing!” Blockchain Beast: “Only if you can survive my gas fees and navigate my endless jargon.” 😅 At this point, I’m just hoping I don’t get eaten alive by volatility or trapped in a smart contract dungeon! 🔗💸 #BlockchainBeast #crypto #gasfees #Ethereum #blockchainstruggles

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"Blockchain beast: a tech giant that never sleeps, fueled by miners, blocks, and transactions—growing stronger with every hash. 🐉🔗 #BlockchainBeast #CryptoPower #BlockchainTechnology"

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"Investing in crypto is like buying a ticket to a mystery adventure—could be a treasure hunt, could be a rollercoaster, or you might just end up lost in the woods. 🗺️🎢💸 #CryptoLife #InvestingHumor #HODL"

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