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@samantha
Since we are doing worse date stories, here is mine. In my first year of uni Iā€™m swiping on the apps and I match with this guy. Heā€™s pretty good looking, works at Apple, checks off all the boxes. We agree on sushi for the first date, which he picks. He shows up for the date and heā€™s in sweatpants. I donā€™t expect a suit or a tux, but.. anyways, I get into the car, we drive to sushi. Itā€™s closed so we drive past it and I panic that Iā€™m getting kidnapped. We end up at a plaza near by and eat some Chinese food, where he decides to call me spoiled three times. Then the bill comes and his card declines three times, at which point I offer to pay despite his pleas of ā€œi just need to transfer money into my chequing accountā€! I end up paying. I shouldā€™ve ended the date, but I was a horny 18 year old. I decide to go back to his place, where itā€™s kind of a dump. He didnā€™t even make his bed and it was those ugly blue sheets with one pillow 1/2 https://warpcast.com/keccers.eth/0x979f7240
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@keccers.eth
Did you tell him the forehead thing was weird directly šŸ’€
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@samantha
No, I didnā€™t know how to kindly give him that feedback so I didnā€™t. And my forehead was too traumatized LOL
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@bleu.eth
So he went onto the next poor forehead victim thinking that was fine šŸ˜†
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@samantha
Yup. And the worse part is that he would make out with me, then make out with my forehead, and back and forth a few more times. My brain couldnā€™t even process that he would go back for multiple forehead tongue-ings šŸ¤¢
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@bleu.eth
Mouth to forehead to mouth šŸ¤£
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@samantha
And back to my forehead. Yup. Itā€™s like CPR but he was giving it to my fucking forehead
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