What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

In highschool I karate kicked a glass window and shattered it whilst trying to kill a wall gecko.

Got summoned to the principals office, he obviously didn't buy my story (I'm short af). Took me to the scene of my crime,  put a plank where the window previously was and asked me to kick it. 

I couldn't 💔

Farmer at pixels.xyz🧑‍🌾 Gamer🎮 I/O Psychologist 

Bro, I cried silly afterwards.
Nobody believed me.

Don’t you hate that! Suddenly can’t perform when there’s scrutiny.
50 $degen