Farcaster

alright bois 

just got 72 eth, what projects are we buying today?

I’m Alex or the ‘$degen cookie guy’. Early-ish to Farcaster and interested in meeting others who share a community oriented mindset! 

/analog /amado

I've got an idea that involves string cheese!

CHEESE is a taste forward project focused on real world asset conversion and direct-impact distribution. Built on principles of decentralization, loyalty, and optimized throughput, CHEESE aims to bring novel value to overlooked stakeholders in the consumable goods vertical.

Key Differentiators:
	•Instant Utility: Assets can be deployed and enjoyed in seconds.
	•Zero Emissions: Ok, maybe some methane emissions.
	•Loyal Community: Stakeholders exhibit unusually strong retention behavior.
	•Sustainable Farming Integration: Long-term vision includes off-chain cow partnerships.

This is more than a transaction. It’s an alignment of incentives across species, with strong fundamentals and even stronger flavor.

Let’s decentralize dairy.

Thank you for your vulnerability. At CHEESE, we believe in building a more inclusive snack-based future.

While we recognize that lactose intolerance can be a barrier, it’s important to note that many aged cheeses naturally contain minimal lactose, making them more compatible with sensitive systems.

Our upcoming v2 roadmap includes:
• Almond DAO (Dairy-Alternative Options Working Group)
• Aged Cheese Vaults for low-lactose staking
• LactAid Layer for on-chain tolerance optimization, enabling seamless integration of enzyme supplements for improved digestibility at the protocol level

We’re not here to exclude. We’re here to empower.

Let’s build a better, cheesier world. Together.