Me, spending today holed up in a long debugging session and ignoring any significance to today, checking Farcaster notifs for the first time:
Farcasters, telling me happy birthday:

Farcaster

back in my day it wasn’t called labubu it was called “where the wild things are”

back in my day we had plastic men and blocks of wood

someone-build

Deck building mini app game

Magic the Gathering but with a space theme

I asked o3 to put together a skeleton.

CORE GAMEPLAY
Goal: reduce the opponent’s Authority from 25 to 0.
Deck: at least 40 cards.
Turn sequence:

Refresh and draw (ready exhausted cards, draw one).

Deploy (play one Planet per turn, any number of other cards; pay Command costs).

Battle (declare attackers, defender assigns blockers, simultaneous damage).

End (clear damage from Units).
Resources: at the start of your turn gain one Command for each Planet you control; unused Command disappears at end of turn.

CARD TYPES
Planet – permanent Command source, enters exhausted.
Unit – Fleets or Agents with Power / Shield.
Installation – ongoing effect.
Project – one-shot effect.
Leader – unique Unit; only one copy of each per deck.

KEYWORDS
Warp – may attack the turn it enters.
Orbit – can be blocked only by Orbit Units.
Armor N – prevent N damage to this Unit each turn.
Cloak – cannot be blocked the first time it attacks.
When Deployed – triggers when card enters play.
Dismiss X – pay X Command to return this card to its owner’s hand.

CARD LIST

Planets (cost 0)

Core World

Industrial Outpost – when deployed you may exhaust it for +1 Command this turn.

Research Station – tap and sacrifice: draw 2 cards.

Fringe Colony – enters ready if you control fewer than two Planets.

Hidden Base – tap: target Unit gains Cloak this turn.

Units – Fleets
6. Imperial Star Destroyer – cost 6 – 6/6, Orbit.
7. Battlecruiser “Obdurate” – cost 5 – 5/5, Armor 1.
8. Scout Corvette – cost 2 – 2/1, Warp. Draw 1 card when it dies.
9. Foundation Merchant Fleet – cost 4 – 3/4. When deployed, search your deck for a Planet and put it into your hand.
10. Drone Swarm – cost 3 – 2/2, Orbit. When deployed, create one 1/1 Drone token with Orbit.

Units – Agents and Leaders
11. Sector Governor – cost 3 – 2/3. Tap: exhaust target Unit.
12. General Bel Riose (Leader) – cost 5 – 4/4, Warp. Other Units you control get +1/+0 while attacking.
13. Hari Seldon, Psychohistorian (Leader) – cost 4 – 2/4. At your end step, if you spent 6 or more Command this turn, draw a card.
14. Emperor Cleon XIV (Leader) – cost 7 – 7/7, Armor 1. Your Installations cost 1 less Command.

Installations
15. Star Bridge – cost 3. Your Units have Warp.
16. Encyclopedia Galactica – cost 2. Once per turn, pay 1 Command: look at the top two cards of your deck, put one into your hand.
17. Second Foundation Observatory – cost 4. Your Projects cost 1 less Command.
18. Planetary Defense Grid – cost 3. Units you control get +0/+2 while blocking.

Projects
19. Predictive Equation – cost 1. Look at the top three cards of your deck, reorder them, then draw one.
20. Hyperlane Surge – cost 2. Untap up to three Planets.
21. Coup d’État – cost 3. Destroy target Installation or Leader.
22. Trade Charter – cost 2. Gain control of target Planet.
23. Crisis Probe – cost X. Look at opponent’s hand; choose a card with cost X or less, that card is discarded.

Tokens
24. Drone – 1/1, Orbit.
25. Authority tracker card – records each player’s current Authority total.

so any fashion tips for dressing for WW3?

it’s raining and I’m parked in front of a luxury car that left their roof off

it’s been thirty minutes and it is only coming down harder

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living in Japan taught me the meaning of fear

Food

teddit

the guy next to me at the Apple Genius Bar has had his macbook since 2011 and, although it has run out storage, it is in pristine condition

truly inspirational

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got 3 poker games lined up this weekend, and i've never been more ready to kick some ass — don't wish me luck, i won't need it.

It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet.

Base

I have noticed that, although i have 70k followers, I am not receiving 70k likes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these so called "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet.

just finished a train the trainer course that included enneagrams, values activities, and motivational interviewing

definitely feel pumped for what is next

I’m Alex. No, not that one.

Currently a practicing LCSW with a focus in crisis response and involuntary behavioral health. Always open to questions in /amado