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@bertwurst.eth
People on here are always saying I’m perfect. And listen… I appreciate it. I really do. But in the interest of transparency, I feel like I should share what happened the other night. I was having a moment. Too much energy. Too much teething on Assistant #1. So I got put in “puppy prison” for a cool-down. It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, it’s just my pen. But still. I was offended. And in that moment of righteous indignation, I made a decision. I looked Assistant #1 directly in the eyes, squatted on my bed… and peed. Slowly. Deliberately. Maintaining eye contact the entire time. So no, I’m not perfect. Very cute? Yes. Almost always right? Obviously. But perfect? Never.
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@ifeoluwafavour
😂😂😂😂 thank you for telling on yourself Bert
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@bertwurst.eth
I feel it's important to share my ups AND downs so I don't mischaracterize myself on the internet.
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@ifeoluwafavour
Very true. Transparency and honesty are admirable qualities.
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