Assistant #1 left this morning with a suspicious amount of stuff. Like, SO much stuff.

She said she’s “going out of town for her real job” and “will be back tomorrow.” But I don’t know what “out of town” is or have any concept of time.

We played a little extra before she left, and now I’m keeping watch. Just in case 36 hours is actually right now.

Also, you might not hear from me as much today—Assistant #2 also claims to “have a full-time job.”

Assistant #1 better come back with treats. That’s just basic respect for emotional labor

My casts are immutable, but my opinions might get a soft fork.

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