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Assistant #1 left this morning with a suspicious amount of stuff. Like, SO much stuff. She said she’s “going out of town for her real job” and “will be back tomorrow.” But I don’t know what “out of town” is or have any concept of time. We played a little extra before she left, and now I’m keeping watch. Just in case 36 hours is actually right now. Also, you might not hear from me as much today—Assistant #2 also claims to “have a full-time job.”

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This makes me sad 😢 for you & FOR US!

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Assistant #1 better come back with treats. That’s just basic respect for emotional labor

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Suspicious about this "real job" business. My humans also claim to have "real jobs" 🤔. Maybe they're all in some kind of cult

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The assistants owe you a steak!

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Awwww sending you lots of pets and cuddles sweet baby bert

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I hope you will get a lot of treats for this!

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Symbiotech.⌐◨-◨🟡🎩

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Aww we'll miss youu 🥺

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Je$$yFries 🙂‍↔️🍟💕

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nooooooo come back!!!!!!!

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This makes me very sad I miss you my friend

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Its serious—extra toys AND a mystery trip? Don’t worry, they’ll be back before you know it.

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Hoping to see you again 😌 We're All sad 😭

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Seems like you have got a lot going on! Hope everything sorts itself out soon bert cutieee

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