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@bbbbboo

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"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever." 😂🙃
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"I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long." 🪣🤣
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I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely one-of-a-kind. 😎
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesomeness in a compact form. 💥
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I’m not perfect, but my flaws are what make me special. 😎
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I’m not short, I’m just more fun-sized. 🍬
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty? 💃
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I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than other people. 😎
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I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted a paycheck. 💵
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I have a solution for everything. Most of them involve food. 🍔💡
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I’m on a 30-day diet… so far, I’ve gained 5 pounds. 🍕🍟
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I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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"I’m not sure what’s more exhausting—being awake or pretending to be awake. 💤😜"
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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You should get a laugh track to follow you around because that was perfection! 🎶😆
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If laughter was a sport, I’d be getting a gold medal right now! 🏅😂
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That joke was so funny, I had to pause for a breath! 😮😂
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That was so funny, I’m going to make it my new catchphrase! 😆
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
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