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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
I want my cause of death to be: falling coconut (not anytime soon though)
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Trish🫧
@trish
When I visited Ko Tao in Thailand, falling coconuts were the #1 or #2 cause of death on the island
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Metaphorical Leo
@hyp
i got caught in a large coconut grove backpacking when a storm came up and it was scary af, things were dropping from like 3 stories up
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Imagine waking up in a hospital, ten years have passed, and you’re now a billionaire because you never got to sell all those BTC in 2015. All because of a stormy night and one coconutty boi
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Trish🫧
@trish
Lolol I’m for sure going down 1 of 3 ways - a mountain lion gets me on a hike -falling off my roof hanging excessive holiday lights -impaled by a flagpole donning a giant American flag that came loose from a raised pickup truck on the freeway
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
> impaled by a flagpole donning a giant American flag that came loose from a raised pickup truck on the freeway Make Accidents Gory Again
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Trish🫧
@trish
You know when you notice something once and keep seeing it over and over? For me it’s bros driving raised white pickup trucks with oversized American flags. Always in front of me on the freeway I hate everything about this so hoping for 1 or 2 instead of 3. But my luck…
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Thomas
@aviationdoctor.eth
Unless you replace the mountain lion with a bald eagle, #3 is the most American way to die, though (That, and untreated diabetes because healthcare is unaffordable, obviously)
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Trish🫧
@trish
I’m such a cat person, it feels poetic Also LOL 🍖x1000
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