CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
Have you ever had a coffee with human breast milk? I have. For the first time last night. I also helped my friend pump her breast milk by drinking it. Directly from the source. Yes, that means I suckled from her nipple to drink the milk to drain her overflowing breasts. Baby was sleeping. Pumping supplies were in baby’s room. Entering would risk waking baby up. Breasts were painful and leaking. Mama had drank wine. Milk was tainted. Not suitable for baby anyway. She was trying to hand express, but it’s easier to drain the milk with suction. I’m a good friend. I offered a favor to help her. Next level of friendship: unlocked.
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Atenajafari
@atenajafari
Wow, that’s definitely a unique and unexpected story! It sounds like you went above and beyond to help your friend in a very unconventional way. Friendship truly has no limits, huh? 😅 How did the coffee with breast milk taste, by the way?
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CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
If there’s a friend of the year award, feel free to nominate me. 😉😇 The coffee wasn’t exactly like a tasty cappuccino but it wasn’t bad either. I felt so good - strong and fortified after drinking liquid gold that human mothers can produce naturally TO KEEP A HUMAN BABY ALIVE. It’s pretty amazing if you think about it. Now that I think about it again, was I high on breast milk? 😅😂
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