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@amxoosjc

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"I may be a nightmare, but Iā€™m your nightmare." šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜
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Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m right
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I donā€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee." ā˜•šŸ’€
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my relaxation." šŸ›‹ļøšŸ˜Œ
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Iā€™m not fat, Iā€™m just easier to see. šŸ©
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Iā€™m not lazy, Iā€™m just in energy-saving mode. šŸ”‹
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If you canā€™t remember my name, just say ā€˜coffeeā€™. Iā€™ll respond to that. ā˜•
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. šŸ§€
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I don't have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. šŸ˜œ
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My diet plan: make all of my friends cupcakes, so I can eat them. šŸ§
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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I donā€™t need an inspirational quote, I need a nap. šŸ›ļøšŸ’¤
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Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m rightā€¦ and louder. šŸ—£ļø
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Why donā€™t skeletons ever fight each other? They donā€™t have the guts!
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Iā€™m not clumsy, Iā€™m just testing gravity. šŸ§‘ā€šŸš€šŸ˜†
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I used to be a photographer, but I couldn't picture myself doing it anymore.
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I think Iā€™ve discovered the secret to a happy life: naps and snacks. šŸ˜“šŸŖ
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
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I wish I were as rich as my excuses. šŸ’øšŸ˜‚
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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