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Alfie John

@alfiedotwtf

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On Greenland, I just read that NATO Article 5 can be vetoed by any member country… … so maybe when Trump says he’ll pull America out of NATO, we should oblige
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Heard some noise in the bushes, took a photo, but still wasn’t certain was it was. Siri Intelligence to the rescuAH NO LOL
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Hey Apple, here’s a Siri feature I’m sure others would find useful: “Hey Siri, in an hour can you check if I put the chicken in the oven” … I don’t want an alarm or a reminder, I want a modal prompt “Did you put the chicken in the oven?” which can only be cleared with “Yes” or “No”
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In order to survive Trump’s second term, Greenland needs to shutdown their US military base, and once their gone, open it up to NATO
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Eurorack is the Linux of the Synth world
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Just deleted my Twitter account once and for all… the White Supremacy was almost as high as Elon’s Sieg Heil
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Let’s just hope Elon doesn’t start releasing a token for each one of his kids… the blockchain is large enough as it is
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At this rate.... Crypto projects will start excluding US, Canada and Greenland citizens 😂
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Putting this here on the other ct https://x.com/alfiedotwtf/status/1873192363251880342?s=46
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Actual books vs what comes from Amazon these days. I’ve found direct books from Amazon are now print on-demand and their covers are made with some sticky, waxy, substance 💩
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Package it up on a Raspberry PI with nice knobs and a screen, then sell it boutique like the Cirklon!
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They’re awesome huh?!! Hint: geckos need crickets, but crickets don’t survive the moisture, so don’t get geckos… don’t ask me how I know 😅
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I’m slowly going through The Sovereign Individual, and today got to where he talks about the Iridium Satellite Network being a legally recognised independent state, and in passing also mentions ports and free trade zones… I had this exact same thought!!
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If your a Rust dev, you’ll feel right at home with Sway 🦀🤝🌴 https://x.com/alfiedotwtf/status/1870281708391854099?s=46
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tl;dr: you all get paid by the word 😂
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Don’t forget to try the veal… https://x.com/alfiedotwtf/status/1869440037634597210?s=46
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You are more likely to be rubber hosed for your crypto than attacked by quantum thieves
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It’s the standard line that’s repeated since the 60s - 10 LoC per day. But that doesn’t mean you only type 10 LoC and call it a day! Man, I type full functions and delete lines and refactor like this all fucking day… it’s almost Brownian Coding. But you better believe I value keyboard speed vs clicking
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This is why I think it’s crazy to fixate or go bitcoin-maxi. With the world of options smart contracts can take you, why would you want to build on what’s essentially a slow calculator
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I love playing online because you’re matched to someone close to your own ELO. We banter in the chat, and over a few games we know how each other plays. What’s the point of “getting to know” an AI player - they’re ephemeral!
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