Alfie John

@alfiedotwtf

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lol, wtf… Solidity, you’re on drugs

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The hardest thing to believe about Hegseth leaking Top Secret war plans across multiple chats to journalists, family, and friends, is not that he did it but that the Trump Administration hasn’t yet mandated the use of VK Messenger for Top Secret chats /politics

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Name the best movie you’ve ever seen about friendship “…I know now why you cry”

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Trump folded so fast he should be in the Guinness Book of Records for Speed Origami

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“A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Step.” — Shang Tsung Starting my deep dive into Ethereum…wish me luck, and see you on the other side!

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Twitter started going down the toilet when every thread had at least one crypto scam in the reply, along with timelines pushing airdrops. I see Farcaster isn’t immune to a cheap, quick buck

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Was thinking about Heaps vs Binary Trees where each node points to the parent… Given we now have an extra pointer per node, it’s going to hurt cache locality. I know - use XOR LinkedLists! … better check ChatGPT to see what is says about potential performance problems, especially with branch prediction 🤣

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“It’s gonna set you free”

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The US has held Ukraine back this whole time, so if the US walks away now, Ukraine doesn’t need to stay within their own borders to appease Trump. Zelenskyy should then green light a heavy Moscow offensive and finish what Prigozhin couldn’t do

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Imagine forking Debian but then Debian went and blocked package downloads from downstream distros. Microsoft should NOT get a pass here

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I’ve always found it weird that we don’t have stablecoins in other currencies - why isn’t FX DEX a thing 🤷‍♂️

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Away for Easter and took some Data Structures and Algorithm books to read since most interview loops have coding challenges. Decided to leave the classics at home to instead find new insights. Not only do none of these talk about Double-Ended Queues, one even says don’t consider them because finding tail is O(n) 🤦

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Now that enclaves are getting standardised and more reach as they’re commoditised, where do Zero Knowledge Proofs come in when they’re more costly and we can offload to hardware?

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I’m not a fan of Krebs since he outed Dan, but yeah… shit like this doesn’t belong in a democracy https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIRsYRTPbiN/ I’ve already seen a bunch of things like Trump going after other legal firms too because theyve represented previous suits against him

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To allow for parallel sequencers, why aren’t most L2s sharded?

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Dudley Moore did it before the Chinese https://youtube.com/watch?v=96iJsdGkl44

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Nicely played ChatGPT… Just signed up to the paid account, and it opened with this prompt. Their marketing is on point here - appealing to ego is a great way to get people to post ChatGPT bios. Post yours in the comments!

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The S in “Webcam” is for Security! Trying to connect to my dashcam via an app on my phone. Weird, what’s this map button do. Ohh.. it’s a map - of ALL THE DASHCAMS IN THE WORLD from the manufacturer 🤯 Most just have location on but some have video AND microphone open 😬 Note: this dashcam is not my car!

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If you were to reinvent the internet, or at least the web for starters, what goals would you include from a privacy point of view? I’m currently working on something I find interesting, but wanted to see if I’ve missed anything. From the other side, what would you hate to see?!

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The Trump Dump. … they don’t have a fucking clue what they’re doing

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