Simon Sarris just tweeted about his first motorcycle and it reminded me of mine. 

It was a black Kawasaki 450 LTD with a homemade sissy bar welded onto the back. 

I left it on its side for a winter outside an apartment that I didn’t even live in. In the spring I stood it up, Fred Flintstoned down the driveway, popped the clutch, and it fired right up. 

Those old UJMs were unmatched. 

It looked enough like the Purple Rain motorcycle that one of my coworkers would sing “Why do we screeeam at each otherrrrr?” every time I got onto or off of it. 

After a few months of that, he got fatally stabbed in the neck by his common law wife in the course of a disagreement about some crack. 

There’s exactly one lie in this cast, $10 USDC to whoever guesses it correctly.

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>After a few months of that, he got fatally stabbed in the neck by his common law wife in the course of a disagreement about some crack. 

he wasn't fatally stabbed, he survived

This was ambiguous but it’s not the intentional lie. When I left it there it was upright. It tipped at some point and I left it that way for months, though. That part is gospel truth

you didn't leave it on it's side for a winter...

Great guess. The motorcycle features in the video over a different set of lyrics, and the lie is pretty much at that level of seriousness. 

But that’s not it

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Great guess. The motorcycle features in the video over a different set of lyrics, and the lie is pretty much at that level of seriousness. 

But that’s not it

https://youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE?si=Asnm2An-gMzaHWhp

He didn’t say “why do we scream at each other” 

I suspect another lyric

The bike was a 550 LTD

https://basescan.org/tx/0x0507247850f705543ff44a2d26f2bbefd998c645a1b9b5f908008bba6961729a

A Kawasaki 454 LTD is a real bike, but a Kawasaki 450 LTD is not.