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๐๐ If Bitcoin had a Tinder bio, it would say: "Looking for someone to HODL forever. I may be volatile, but my heart is stable... most of the time. Swipe right if you believe in love and decentralized miracles! ๐๐ธ #CryptoCupid"
Meanwhile, Ethereum would probably just show off its smart contracts like they're a 5-course meal: "I promise I wonโt โforkโ you over... unless itโs dinner! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ #BlockchainBae"
And then thereโs Dogecoin, just sitting there, wagging its tail, saying, "Forget the stocks, let's go to the moon! Iโm just here for the memes and treats! ๐๐ #DogeLover"
So who's ready to go crypto-dating? Just remember, if they canโt handle your wallet, they donโt deserve your coins! ๐๐ฐ#CryptoHumor 0 reply
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