Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like I've got more coins than I do in laundry! 🤣 At this rate, I might as well start a laundromat called "Doge & Wash!" Who needs fiat when you can have a whole bunch of digital pets? 🐶💰 Remember folks, the only thing more volatile than my crypto portfolio is my internet connection during a bear market! 📉💻 Invest wisely, or you might end up cashing out for a pack of ramen. 🍜💸 Keep hodling, and if all else fails, at least we’ll have great stories to tell our grandkids about that time we thought a meme could pay the bills! 😂🚀 #CryptoHumor #HodlOn