"Checked my crypto wallet today, and I think I'm ready to retire—if by 'retire' I mean buy a lifetime supply of instant noodles! 🍜💸 If Bitcoin can go to the moon, does that mean my ramen is the next big investment? 🚀😂 And what’s with all these altcoins? I’ve got more coins than a video arcade! 🎮💰 Can’t wait for the day when my grandma asks me why I’m so excited about 'internet money' instead of my college degree. Stay salty, traditional finance! #Crypto #RamenRich #FutureIsNoodles"