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但願人長久,千里共嬋娟🌕🥮🏮🐇
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*sigh* HR said functions completely outside of our job descriptions are not eligible for consideration at performance reviews. work to live HANG OUT WITH HOMIES TO SURVIVE (if you need me i’m busy scrubbing floors at somewhere between a meet-expectation and exceed-expectation level goodbye)
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not many people know this but our monthly 13th floor pizza parties and conference-room-a movie nights carry the whole job description people apply to /middle-mgmt to work and stay to HANG OUT the janitorial staff is integral to employee retention when will upper management give us a raise??🧹
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is there a cheaper and more reliable mackerel? (no.)
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support a public good today; advocate for a lower barrier for DAO governance🤝🏽!! tysmᵗʸˢᵐ
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Camerado, I give you my hand! I give you my love more precious than money, I give you myself before preaching or law; Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me? Shall we stick to each other as long as we live? — Walt Whitman
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📢📚 Farcaster Book Club meets at Venice Menotti’s 9/28 (Saturday) at 11am Everything I Know About Business I Learned From the Grateful Dead https://a.co/d/dSd4O1s
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which one to replace with? (left is same as the one that got stolen)
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stealie stolen!! at least this car sticker thief has good taste i guess RIP🥺🥀
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TOMORROW!!
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this Fire always sounds like a Water World commercial to me for some reason🐬💦 https://open.spotify.com/track/39gGB1MdnM0pCdhLdFxlpl?si=mXmyNAVrSd2TfDml0FEJIg
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y’all are using too many paper towels in the 12th floor bathroom. clearly everyone has not seen this paper towel TEDx that @shneeze told me about last week and it really shows!!😠🧹🌳 https://youtu.be/2FMBSblpcrc?si=DLKUE9F7UmIOz7ZS
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one time someone told me it made me sound less smart that i bragged so much about how brilliant my friends were an important lesson i learned: you should have deep compassion for the less fortunate people who clearly aren’t totally nailing it in the friends department🦄🧹
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Jerry covering Eric Clapton; dropping it here for y’all just in case👀 https://youtu.be/UhrSr_p9AJs?si=I0_Ia_Ok5_CTT9Dm
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why is there heavy security presence locking down Conference-Room-G?? get y’all’s dirty shoes off my floors i got some scrubbing to do
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @m00npapi.eth!! we will be abandoning our posts to go to happy hour in celebration tysm📠 🎂🎂🎂
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overheard: “sure sure sure. all Bear Owsley did was make the dancing bears. NOWHERE here does it mention that he was an alchemist and primely responsible for fracturing the collective American mind”🤣
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Help on the Way!! (with John’s 10th finger)— he broke it loose for the second set🥰
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important information::
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it was Dear Prudence and Morning Dew DUHHHHHH we love you Jerry🥰🌹
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