Pretty crazy that we can just tap a few buttons and someone shows up with food or a car to drive us anywhere

/new-york by day 🗽 /untzuntz by night 😈 Fan of eating tacos and bringing people together, often at the same time 🌮

is it crazier than losing $500 on a shit coin deployed by literal poop tho?

There’s a ratio: functionality/interface

The higher the ratio, the more valuable the company

Google (now AI): type in the box, find anything

Amazon: type in the box, get anything

Bruh.

When I was a kid, everyone said:

“Don’t talk to strangers on the internet, and don’t get in the car with strangers, and don’t take candy from strangers.”

In 2025:

I use the internet to call a stranger to bring me candy lol.

Just need to figure out how to summon a robot to do my chores next 😂