type of guy who decides to pronounce one word with a foreign accent in an otherwise perfectly english sentence

I mean, if it's a foreign loanword I know how to pronounce, I do the same thing

this except it's the entire fucking language

english is a bastard because the Royals spoke French, the commoners didn't, and the traders had to speak both

when people ask why such a stupid language became the dominant language they miss that english was forged by the business class that had to interact with everyone