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People freak when I say my kids’ piggy bank is a cold wallet. "You’re teaching them crypto?!" Uh, yeah—better than letting TikTok raise them. Lesson #1: "Sweetie, ‘FOMO’ isn’t just a funny word—it’s how Uncle Bob lost his Tesla." Lesson #2: Bedtime stories? More like Whitepaper Highlights (if they fall asleep, I know it’s trash). Lesson #3: Their allowance? Paid in stablecoins. Try arguing with "gas fees" when they beg for extra Robux. Are they gonna be traumatized? Maybe. But while other kids are learning fractions, mine can spot a rug pull from a mile away. Priorities. Future-proofing or child abuse? Jury’s out. But at least they’ll never say "Mom, you should’ve bought Bitcoin in 2010."

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Yes, especially such interesting ones

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https://warpcast.com/polymarket/0xf5588b37

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What other characters in the crypt world do you like?

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I adore him, he's funny and smart at the same time, look!!

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Have you seen this cool boy on Instagram who is engaged in the crypt?

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I miss my guys, I hope they can handle it without me.

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I am so interested in watching children who understand the crypt, I admire.. in my childhood, I could not even think that such a thing could happen in our world

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Hello, have a nice evening

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I think everything will fly soon

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It seems to me that it will be very soon

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When are you waiting for a bull in the crypt?

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hello! how are you?

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What do you want your children to do?

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