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Day 108 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base On a remote digital island, YES2Crypto, a battle-hardened limit order evangelist, is lured by @matchaxyz to audit their flashy new "DEX Park," a trading hub claiming flawless cross-chain execution and low fees. YES2Crypto joins forces with a chaos trader (Malcolm), an old-school degen (Grant), and a yield-farming specialist (Sattler) to assess the market order-ridden system. When rogue dev Nedry sabotages the code, liquidity pools morph into Veloci-slippage bots, MEV raptors stalk order books, and a glitchy T-Rex-sized “404 Error” stampedes through $DEGEN farms. YES2Crypto races to reboot the system, screaming at @matchaxyz: “You were so preoccupied with whether you COULD deploy, you didn’t stop to think if you SHOULD!” When Velociraptor-like MEV attacks corner the team, an unlikely savior emerges, a frog DNA-inspired "auto-fill" exploit, proving Malcolm right: “Traders, uh, find a way.” rain 5108 $DEGEN (see below for rules)
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@yes2crypto.eth
To qualify for this raindrop - mint the nft for this post below - share proof of mint along with writing a paragraph to continue or add to the story above
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@yes2crypto.eth
!mint
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@yes2crypto.eth
https://zora.co/collect/base:0x33571b656179d8d48882aed39f7be0c52b68f6be/66?referrer=0x4bF88042De0220647ACb314AF3c5F310AEc3bCc0 another link
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@yes2crypto.eth
Since /zora is evidently taking the day off, if you reply with a good part of the story, that'll be good enough.
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Cannot Mint, Zora Down! Okay since zora is not working let me continue to the end lol. The Rollback Guardian freezes. Its logic contradicts itself. Rollback error: Invalid state reference. It force-exits. The countdown halts at 00:01. DEX Park stabilizes. The farms are safe. Nedry’s plan is ruined. The system breathes. Malcolm stares at the order book, confusion shifting to realization. “Wait… did we just... YES2Crypto exhales. “Yeah. We did.” 😮‍💨 Sattler blinks. “But… how?” YES2Crypto just smirks 😏walking away. Traders, uh… find a way.” Rollback Guardian reboot initiated… Awaiting new deployer. THE END!!!
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Link not loading from my end ser but anyways lets complete it As the auto-fill exploit triggers, MEV raptors short-circuit, and the Veloci-slippage bots collapse into a liquidity black hole. Seizing the moment, YES2Crypto executes the final command—FORCE_LIMIT_ORDERS=TRUE. The chaos vanishes, order books stabilize, and the dreaded “404 Error” T-Rex dissolves. As they escape the wreckage, a notification pings: “Matcha V2: Now Supporting Limit Orders on Base.” YES2Crypto smirks. “Life, uh, corrects itself.” lights fade..
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@hamedns
The YES2Crypto team and their colleagues must face new challenges. After the system is temporarily rebooted, they realize that Nedri’s sabotage is just one part of a larger conspiracy. An unknown hacker group called “The Chain Breakers” is planning to destroy the entire DEX Park ecosystem in order to take control of the market. YES2Crypto and his team must use their unique skills to confront this threat, including Malcolm’s deep knowledge of chaos trading, Grant’s experience in the old world of Degen, and Sattler’s expertise in profit farming. They must navigate through the different layers of the blockchain, fight MEV raptors, and traverse $DEGEN farms to get to the heart of the conspiracy. They manage to defeat The Chain Breakers and save DEX Park using a clever strategy that combines limited commands, automated exploits, and close cooperation with the crypto community. In the end.
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Did my best The system shudders, gasping for stability—bots frozen mid-rug, MEV raptors caught in recursive death spirals, the 404 Error beast reduced to a flickering line of corrupted code. The chaos fades, leaving only the eerie hum of a DEX barely holding itself together. YES2Crypto watches the dashboard reload. Liquidity pools refill, block times smooth out, and order books flicker back to life. A single trade executes. Then another. He waits. No change. No limit orders. Just the same ancient, relentless churn of market buys and sells. A slow realization settles over him. The system didn’t evolve. It didn’t learn. It simply… survived. And sometimes, survival isn’t enough.
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Is this good The system sputters, flickers, then steadies—slippage bots frozen, MEV raptors devouring themselves, the 404 Error beast erased from existence. YES2Crypto refreshes. Liquidity intact. Trades executing. Order books breathing again. Still no limit orders. He exhales, staring at the screen. “Survived the end of DeFi… for this?”
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What do you think about this Wasn’t able to mint The exploit triggers—Veloci-slippage bots freeze mid-rug, MEV raptors cannibalize each other in a frenzy, and the 404 Error beast vanishes into a black hole of failed transactions. YES2Crypto watches as the system stabilizes. Order books realign, liquidity pools refill, and yet… no sign of limit orders. He turns slowly to @matchaxyz, exasperated. “We just survived a T-Rex-sized liquidation event, and you’re telling me… still no limit orders?”
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Not able to mint but I got a continuation hmm As the auto-fill exploit triggers, Veloci-slippage bots freeze, MEV raptors cannibalize each other, and the 404 Error beast vanishes in a black hole of failed transactions. A single message flashes on-screen: LIMIT ORDERS ENABLED. YES2Crypto smirks, tagging @matchaxyz: “Nature—uh, markets—have healed.”
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@0xkesha
link can’t be opened, zora down? been refreshing for 10 times now
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As the team regroups in the chaos, the frog DNA-inspired exploit spreads like wildfire across the system, triggering a bizarre yet effective algorithmic response. Pools begin to recalibrate, the bots falter, and the MEV raptors are temporarily disoriented. YES2Crypto, still fuming, hacks away at the terminal, trying to stabilize the code and recover the liquidity.
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Continuation of the story YES2Crypto slams the override, but DEX Park isn’t safe yet, gas fees skyrocket as Nedry’s exploit floods the mempool. Failed swaps loop endlessly, feeding his slippage bot. The last bridge to Base is gridlocked. From deep in the wreckage, the 404 Error twitches. A corrupted roar echoes: “0xFATAL.” It’s not just rebasing, it’s learning. Sattler scans the chain. “One path left high risk, low slippage.” YES2Crypto grips his cold wallet. “We take it.”
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Link is still yet to load. Anyways here’s the remaining part of the story; The auto-fill exploit fires off just in time, freezing the MEV raptors mid-snipe and crashing the Veloci-slippage bots into useless code. YES2Crypto slams the final override command, and the “404 Error” T-Rex lets out one last glitched-out roar before collapsing into the blockchain abyss. He exhales, shakes his head, and mutters, “Should’ve just used limit orders.”
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Couldn’t mint for some reasons.
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This was quite a challenge, we are still in the struggle to bring the limited orders to "Matcha", here I go with the addition to your story. ➡️ As the chaos reached its peak, YES2Crypto saw a faint glimmer of hope in an abandoned, dusty terminal tucked away in a corner of the DEX Park control room, giving a glimmer of hope with the goal of obtaining the limited orders."⬅️ The text was very long and complete, so I leave my paragraph alone. Also, capture of the NFT Mint.
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Summary 🌚 YES2Crypto audits @matchaxyz ‘s "DEX Park" only to witness chaos as rogue dev Nedry’s sabotage spawns Veloci-slippage bots and MEV raptors. With the system failing, YES2Crypto warns: “You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should!” As MEV attacks close in, a frog-DNA-inspired "auto-fill" exploit saves the day proving Malcolm right: “Traders, uh, find a way.”
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As YES2Crypto fights to reboot the system, the Veloci-slippage bots adapt, front-running every move. Malcolm snaps, “We need a failsafe!” Grant grins, pulling up a forgotten contract. “Ghost liquidity. We bait the bots, then force a hard reset.” With no choice, they deploy it. The bots swarm—then collapse into the void. Silence. Then, the glitchy “404 Error” T-Rex roars, spitting out reverted transactions. The system flickers back. YES2Crypto glares at matchaxyz . “Next time, build limit orders.”
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