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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.
“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.
/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”
As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?! WE'RE WAITING!!"
With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out:
“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid! Via limit orders!”
/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”
As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"
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Movie is caddyshack
As the crowd erupts in cheers, Y2C basks in the glory of his DEGEN putt, the Baby Ruth hole now a symbol of his triumph over /matcha's pretentious fees. The gopher, sensing the shift in energy, pops out of its hole, wearing a tiny top hat and holding a sign that reads, "Limit Orders 4 Life!"
/matcha, ever the sore loser, storms off the green, muttering something about "uncouth degenerates" and "the sanctity of high fees." But Y2C pays him no mind. He’s already thinking about the next move. After all, in the world of Bushwood Base Club, the game never really ends. 0 reply
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