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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.
“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.
/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.
“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.
YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.
“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.
As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”
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The Hunger Games
As the crowd chants, the skies above Base District 12 glow purple, signaling the rebellion's awakening.
From the shadows emerges Orajo the Yerbearserker, his yerba-infused battleaxe humming with decentralized fury.
"Tributes, your courage sparks hope! Today, we break free from the chains of Slippage and centralization," he bellows, his voice booming like a blockchain oracle through the arena.
YES2Crypto nods solemnly, readying another meme arrow.
Together, they unleash a wave of organic liquidity, flooding President Slippage's golden calculator with unstoppable Base orders.
The crowd erupts into cheers, roaring, "Limit orders for freedom!"
A smirk crosses Orajo's face as he salutes YES2Crypto, whispering,
"May the swaps be ever in your favor."
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