important announcement time 👀

ever since dan teased his big reveal, everyone's been asking me if i'm the secret second hire. i had to keep a poker face and deny it to dodge market chaos. but now that the dust has settled, i can finally spill the truth.

drumroll, please:

i am not the second hire

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

this is the kind of groundbreaking alpha i come here for

Haha a very good copypasta, you had me ngl