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Day 119 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha's shiny new “Market Order Protocol” (Bids MightClear) struts into the DEX, YES2Crypto (Sheriff Hoody) - the OG liquidity wrangler - gets shelved. 

“To Base and beyond? More like to my roadmap’s trash bin,” mocks Bids, flashing LED wings labeled “Lowest Fees EVER!” 

But when a Rug Pull Sid (a chaotic MEV bot) kidnaps /matcha’s codebase, YES2Crypto rallies the forgotten traders:

“YOU ARE A protocol! Act like one!”

"You are a sad, strange little dev, and you have my liquidity" counters Bids MightClear, adding "Besides, we have the lowest fees."

YES2Crypto taunts "That wasn't lowest fees! That was slippage... with marketing!"

They reconcile, defeat Sid and sing "You've Got a Trend in Me"

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Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos: 

“Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great” 

After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator. 

“This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.”

"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker.

Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care."

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