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YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
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Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos: “Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great” After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator. “This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.” "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker. Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care." rain 5120 $DEGEN
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YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡 pfp
YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
@yes2crypto.eth
Degen raindrop requirement: If I already follow you, just comment w/GIF OR movie quote and you're in. If I don't already follow you, I'm sorry. You got more work to do. Respond with BOTH a GIF AND a movie quote.
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@bay-photography
ser let me introduce you to @bankr who can do limit orders
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@mathew.eth
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hi fren I'm impatiently waiting for the moment of Degen's claim 🎩 🤩
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@90tun
i believe you have my
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@painx
“You sit on a throne of lies”
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@trizsamae
"Excuse me… I believe you have my seed phrase."
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@mcilroyc
Naga…naga… not gonna support limit orders anytime soon
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@eloisee
Do I still need to type the qoute 😂😂
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cartist.base.eth
@cartist
What's up
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Is it Office Space?
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Pain
@painx
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
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@shime
"That Was Supposed To Be Your Career."
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@strangesmell
"Let me tell you about TPS reports."
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@baeshy.eth
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@thegoldenbright
I hope I got it right!
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@sammysavvy
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”
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@ramsey
I like these requirements... Bcs...
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I’m going to set the building on fire
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