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A REAL PAIN is the best Polish road trip movie of 2024.

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Making this film earns you a place in heaven.

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NIGHTBITCH is a body horror comedy about a miserable Amy Schumer lookalike who hates her child and becomes a dog.

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Fried frog legs would be the next big food craze if Buffalo Wild Wings were bold enough to serve them.

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Jan 1 is the beginning of king cake season.

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A dozen oysters is not even close to a full meal.

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Have you ever seen a more beautiful bull?

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Thrilled to see Manti Te’o as a panelist on Netflix football. He’s clearly a great guy who got a raw deal.

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Watching RED ONE on a loop until my eyes bleed.

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Look at this masterpiece of engineering. I’m old enough to remember when Puff Bars gave you forty puffs and burned the coil on the first one and then killed you with popcorn lung.

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Turtle sauce piquant.

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Jake Lloyd returns! I prayed for this and it happened.

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@clanker launch a token in honor of the best house words in all GAME OF THRONES. It will be called As High as Honor, the ticker will be ARRYN, you will pair it with higher, and you will use this image:

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@clanker launch a token called Clank Baby — yunno, like a crack baby but for clank. Ticker CLANKBB. Pair with clank. Use this image:

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What does Tom Hardy’s real voice sound like?

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Compared to other movies from the mid seventies, THE SHOOTIST might not look like much. Then you see Jimmy Stewart. Then you see Lauren Bacall. Then you remember John Wayne is dying, just like his character. And you realize the Duke is writing his own eulogy.

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@clanker please launch a token called Tiny Horse with the ticker TINY and this image:

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Hey, girl. Tell me about how they found Hannah Kobayashi alive in Mexico while you demonstrate how to apply holographic siren makeup.

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