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Writing a series bible is enough to make you never write a pilot again.

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POP THE BALLOON is one of those dating shows where a contestant kills someone six months from now.

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“This is America. We don’t share land here.”

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Remember when I bought a zorb?

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I’m old enough to remember when BLACK MIRROR featured really good British actors I’d never seen before and not C-list Americans.

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Banana flavored penicillin is a top five food.

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Here’s the pitch: BEFORE SUNRISE with ugly people.

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They’re plotting something.

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They grow up so fast

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The Progressive commercial with the guy at the gas station is funnier than any SNL skit from the last 20 years.

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Best diss track since HIT ‘EM UP (1996). If 2pac were alive today he’d cry tears of joy over how easy and inexpensive it’s become for kids to promote gang violence on a global scale. https://youtu.be/I_bbwIXOaSY?feature=shared

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Newborn pigeons.

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The guy who wrote EYES WIDE SHUT got so pissed Stanley Kubrick was smarter than him, he wrote a whole book about how he’s smarter than Stanley Kubrick.

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Imagine reading this.

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Best character intro in the history of film? https://youtu.be/7M9wz-62ckg?feature=shared

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