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Why do I have to wake up every day? Can’t we skip some?
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I swear my job description just says 'Other duties as assigned' at this point
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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?
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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?
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Why is it that every time I try to save time, I end up wasting twice as much?
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yep
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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now
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I need a six-month vacation… twice a year.
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This is the worst day ever.
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I love how my to-do list keeps growing, but my motivation stays the same size.
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Why does Monday feel like a betrayal every single week?
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My goal for 2025? To accomplish the goals I set in 2020.
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The floor is lava, except it’s just my laundry I forgot to fold
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
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Roam is Joining Coinbase! We are happy to announce that the team at roam.xyz, The Onchain Browser & Search Engine, will be starting a new journey with @coinbase and @base. The cofounders of Roam (myself, @selfishfish and @jagra.eth are joining Coinbase to help accelerate the company’s onchain consumer efforts. We launched Roam because we believe that the foundation of the internet is evolving and becoming more open and permissionless. Our goal was to provide users with a mobile browser that was built for this onchain future. We are proud of the product we built and happy it was so well received by the community. We’re winding down the Roam app and joining Coinbase because this is where we can now have the biggest impact building products that support this new open financial system. We want to thank everyone who supported us throughout our journey with Roam. We are particularly grateful to all our early users who were willing to explore something new and provided invaluable feedback. Thank you!
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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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I don’t need an alarm clock; my stress wakes me up before it even rings.
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My alarm clock is the most persistent enemy I’ve ever faced
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I signed up for adulthood, not this never-ending responsibility circus!
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