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Why do I have to wake up every day? Can’t we skip some?
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I swear my job description just says 'Other duties as assigned' at this point
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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?
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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?
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Why is it that every time I try to save time, I end up wasting twice as much?
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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now
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I need a six-month vacation… twice a year.
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This is the worst day ever.
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I love how my to-do list keeps growing, but my motivation stays the same size.
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Why does Monday feel like a betrayal every single week?
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My goal for 2025? To accomplish the goals I set in 2020.
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The floor is lava, except it’s just my laundry I forgot to fold
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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I don’t need an alarm clock; my stress wakes me up before it even rings.
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My alarm clock is the most persistent enemy I’ve ever faced
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I signed up for adulthood, not this never-ending responsibility circus!
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The sky is so clear today; it’s absolutely breathtaking.
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Sharing personal data with AI systems can pose risks if data isn’t properly protected.
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I take a sip of water, and somehow it ends up down the wrong pipe. Cue a coughing fit that makes me question how drinking works
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